insertcoin.fun SOLANA @insertcoin_fun ↗X
A LAUNCHPAD ON SOLANA · TOKENIZED STOCKS · NO FREE PLAYS

one continue
per launch.
then game over.

coins here pair with tokenized stocks and play one credit. if your launch stalls — 10 days without a trade — the CONTINUE screen starts counting. exactly one coin can ever be inserted to reset it. the second stall ends the game: curve dies, exits only.

1
continue per launch. ever. no coin stack
10d
without a trade arms the CONTINUE screen
28
example cartridges on the shelf (all fictional)
CAB 01 · $ZAPP / BLNKxEXAMPLE · NOT LIVE
paired stockBLNKx · BLINK SCOOTERS · FICTIONAL
curve41 OF 100 BLNKx
progress
last trade11 DAYS AGO · STALLED
continues left1 OF 1 · UNUSED
9
DAYS LEFT · INSERT COIN OR GAME OVER
GAME OVER = EXITS ONLYNO FREE PLAYS · NO RESET

the screen is an example drawn in your browser. no cabinet, no coin and no countdown on this page is real.

01 · HOW IT WORKS

insert coin, play once

01

insert coin

name your coin, pick a tokenized stock from the shelf — every cartridge fictional, on purpose. curve quoted in the stock, fee 1%, paid in the stock.

02

play

trade toward 100 units of the stock. fill the curve and it's STAGE CLEAR: the pool opens. stage clear means the pool opened — nothing more. nobody "wins" a market.

03

continue?

10 days without a trade arms the CONTINUE screen: a 10-day countdown. during it, anyone can insert the one coin — a flat fee into the pool — and the timer resets. once. ever.

04

game over

countdown hits zero, or the launch stalls a second time: the curve dies. no more buys, exits only, no refunds designed. the machine keeps your quarter. that's what machines do.

02 · THE CABINET

pick a cartridge

every stock on the shelf is an example — 28 CARTRIDGES · ALL FICTIONAL. nothing is deployed, and no game has started.

curve quoted in—
stage clear at—
stall trigger10 DAYS · NO TRADES
continues1 PER LAUNCH · EVER
game over meansEXITS ONLY · NO REFUNDS
fee per trade1% · PAID IN THE STOCK

the one continue can be inserted by anyone — which usually means the dev. if the dev is the only one feeding the machine, that is not demand. that is a dev with quarters, and the manual says so.

CAB 02 · $ZAPP / BLNKxEXAMPLE
paired stock—
curve—
progress
last trade—
continues left1 OF 1 · UNUSED
screen—
ONE CREDIT PER LAUNCHTHE MACHINE KEEPS THE QUARTER

why a continue at all: most launchpads let a stalled curve rot in the attract screen forever. we give it one honest second chance with a price tag, and then we call it. a machine that always offers another credit isn't a game — it's a subscription.

03 · RISKS

read the manual

same size as the pitch. the machine does not explain itself twice.

▲ PAGE 1 OF 1 · THE PART EVERYONE SKIPS
a continue buys time, not buyersthe coin that stalled is still the coin. resetting the timer changes the countdown, not the demand. most continued launches stall again.
watch whose quarter it isanyone can insert the continue — which usually means the dev. one wallet feeding the machine is not momentum, and the chain shows whose coin it was.
stage clear is not a wingraduation opens the pool. it does not protect the price, promise a floor, or mean anyone was right. the word "win" is banned on this site — nobody wins a market.
game over is permanenta dead curve takes no buys, ever. holders exit at curve prices, no refunds are designed, and the machine keeps the quarter. we print that instead of a sad tune.
stalled is a definition with edges10 days without a trade — one wash trade resets it, and we know. an anti-nudge rule isn't designed yet, and pretending otherwise would be a lie in pixel font.
every cartridge is fictionalwe don't pump real stocks from an arcade. the shelf stays fictional until real tokenized stocks exist and listing criteria are published. and most players lose the game.
04 · STATUS

high score: 00000000

landing page, shelf & cabinet screensDONE · EXAMPLE DATA
the shelf28 CARTRIDGES · ALL FICTIONAL
tokenized stock universeDOESN'T EXIST YET
stall detector (anti-wash-trade)NOT DESIGNED
continue + game-over programNOT WRITTEN
launch programNOT WRITTEN
external auditNOT STARTED
deployed on mainnet-betaNO

no quarters yet.

the hard parts are real: detecting a stall that a single wash trade can't reset, taking a continue fee into the pool without it being a dev-only ritual, and killing a curve at zero without a race to the exit. none of it is built. every screen on this page is attract mode.

the only account is @insertcoin_fun. if a program ever exists, the address will be posted there as text — never in an image. anything calling itself a live insertcoin.fun today is not us.